March 06, 2006
crypotmanology today
In this issue:
Wild Man Found Alive In Nashville, TN
Married! Living in 60s ranch home and self-employed!
Studies Reveal: Capable of limited speech. Says: "I don't want mushrooms on my half." "I did remember to turn on the dryer, honey." "I love that Volvo."
Cryptomanologists are baffled at how what has now come to be known as the Wild Man of West Meade came to his present location. Once known for his rock and roll escapades in Los Angeles in the early 90s, the Wild Man has now been captured on film putting a sewing machine table together for his mate. He did not try to escape when our cameras approached. He did extend his middle finger in what we can only assume is some form of primitive communication.
More as it comes available.
Blah blah blah blah squares blah blah blah. I can't even talk about these things right now.
xo
P.S. A big shoutout of love to my husband who spent his entire Sunday morning putting together my new sewing table. (well, new as in, it was a Christmas gift that we are just now getting around to putting together)
You should have called me! I would have been happy to assist the "wild man" in his table assembling endeavor.
Posted by: chelle at March 6, 2006 04:49 PMblah blah blah blah hilarious blah blah poor formerly wild man blah blah blah
Posted by: Kay at March 6, 2006 08:49 PMYou must be uberswift and move on little cat feet with that thar camera. I caint even get within 2 rooms of my redheaded wild man-variant with the camera afore he hollers long and loud about what tragic fate will be fall said photo-box and the female a-holdin onter it iffen she even THINKS she's going to photograph him for that #*%^&#&*^$ blog o' hers.
Posted by: kt at March 6, 2006 09:45 PMYou don't have to say a word about those squares. Their loveliness speaks volumes!
Posted by: laura at March 7, 2006 09:21 AMrock on, Jim T!
Posted by: sibyl at March 8, 2006 05:14 PM